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Indiana pizzeria owner Colon Gays are OK, but I won't cater their weddings
being too sleepy to remember Elton John lyrics properly
it's the wheel of fortune, oh whoa, Nikita you'll never know
Bicoid Babe pushes bottles up French guy's rear
French push bottles up German rear
not trimming your Furfrou
leaving waffles on the Falkland Islands
bottoming for Arid Rod in Sand in Your Panties VII, eh
Comic Sans has no place at an agency positioning itself as a technological pioneer
having non consensual sex with a spring onion
spooning Jewel's smog falsies
actually becoming ectothermic on listening to Centerfold
topping for Arid Rod in Getting the Dry Hump VII
my memories have just been sold
actually crying a little now upon listening to Falsie Smog Ho
Hayden Christensen's debut single really is that painful
actually crying a little now upon listening to Floss Amigo, eh
you're always crazy like that
actually crying a little now upon listening to Foolish Games
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