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Breaking Bad except instead of chemistry Walter teaches sex ed and instead of creating the best meth recipe he ends up getting murdered with the dildo in the conservatory and also his name is Mr Boddy
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that your sex education teacher was called Mr Boddy and you hope he wasn't murdered for the sake of a board game
Captain Robert Brown has not appeared in anything else but is visualized as a lower class, drunk, seaman who came to the mansion under mysterious circumstances and is represented by a brown token
fuck marry kill, Mr T, Mr Oizo, Mr Mister
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truly wonderful, the mind of a child
he gave you that big dildo like the one he gave Nancy Reagan
that when you were in high school you met Mr T at the mall
Breaking Bad except instead of chemistry Walter is a big dude who loves his van that he lives in and instead of creating the best meth recipe he has the mind of a child and is repeatedly tricked by his so called friends
We are aware that some people are maliciously targeting our British Athletics Twitter campaign with offensive and abhorrent content
Mr T was good
the A Team show being such an indefensible pile of shit
It's in our national interest to flatter them
Third woman accuses Roman Polanski of sex attack
Doncong Woth Tho Stors
Omoroc's Got Tolont
This "FUNNY" MAGICIAN TOOK AMANDA's BRA FROM THE COMMuNAL LAUNDRY ROOM!
This "FUNNY" MAGICIAN TOOK AMANDA's BRA!
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(6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir"
(2) Teen Choice Awards Colon Miley Cyrus explains her absence
(4) something ribald
(4) getting the regret "all of these stupid regrets" but not having a Sometimes button
(1) remembering way back on THIS 'dex when we hit TWENTY thousand regrets and it seemed like an absolutely mindboggling impossible number
(4) having worked with Cambridge undergraduates and graduates for protracted periods and being honestly able to say they aren't as a cohort notably intelligent, just focused on their usually narrow special interests, and expecting the same is true of Harvard
(3) declaring martial law
(1) Secundus likes to screw boys
(1) once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back
(2) liking your women like you like your presidents, black
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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