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LALALAND used BAFFLE! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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He was just a small town stencil and she was a big city sharpie, but this summer you won't believe how easily they produce a precise replica in THE PIXAR MOVIE, starring JACK BLACK and DAKOTA JOHNSON with KEVIN JAMES, SAMUEL L JACKSON and MELISSA McCARTHY
completely forgetting Martika existed and that you had a huge preteen crush on her
guessing that at least half of the Bikini Cavegirl Dancers went on to have careers as XFL cheerleaders
falling down like a domino
painstakingly crafting a scene in which CGI and practical puppetry are combined to flawlessly recreate Laura Dern being informed by a keeper that the Triceratops has blue balls and needs a little hand while Sam Neill backs quietly into the bushes to watch
wondering what it's like to have "Bikini Cavegirl Dancer in a Was Open Parenthesis Not Was Close Parenthesis music video" as the most prominent role on your CV
I think he'll get by
not being able to watch the official video of Wank the Dinosaur in your country so you just went to a third party reupload, guess you just lost one eightieth of a cent in ads, Steven Spielberg
Jimmy Kallol
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not being able to watch the official video of Dinosaur Sex in your country so you just went to a third party reupload, guess you just lost one eightieth of a cent in ads, agenty fiftyseven
finding out that Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are separatin' titties
not being able to watch the official video of Walk the Dinosaur in your country so you just went to a third party reupload, guess you just lost one eightieth of a cent in ads, Was Open Parenthesis Not Was Close Parenthesis
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(1) taking those Thanksgiving themed erotic photos of Kento wearing nothing but a pilgrim hat and a turkey drumstick covering his genitals
(1) glove in you is medical malpractice, making no fault damages payments is all I wanna do
(3) that the concept of telepathy and telekinesis is so common in science fiction, even science fiction of the "harder" sort, yet there is absolutely no mechanic outside of pseudoscience to explain how they function
(1) drinking alone during the day
(3) the new episodes of Lasagna Cat
(1) that you should always eat balls in pairs
(1) fuck marry kill, Gene Hackman, Gene Hunt, Gene Talia
(5) fuck marry kill, the Rat Pack, the Brat Pack, the Frat Pack
(3) Currently, the phrase 'Brit Pack' is often used to describe any disparate group of young British actors and actresses of rising prominence
(1) getting a raw blow from Rob Lowe
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
that I'm afraid the pretzels are no longer complimentary, Mr Bond (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
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