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It is anti British to disinter Oscar Wilde's corspe and fuck the eyholes of his skull in order to violate him like he violated young boys?
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disinterring Benjamin Franklin's corspe and electrocuting the eyholes of his skull in order to violate him like he violated young keys
wondering what it was like to be around well quoted people from history like Benjamin Franklin or Oscar Wilde, like were they always on and coming up with new material or would you just hear variations on "we should hang together" or whatever constantly
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