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bullseyeing swampdonkeys in your T sixteen
draining the wanky mopeds
draining the swamp donkey
a boy so learned, that, had he ruled, he would have as a learned man
My daughter wants me to meet this man, but I am too shocked and angry that a man of his age and with his responsibilities could behave in this manner, even though the au pair we had was a real swamp donkey and my wife still thought I wanted to cheat
My daughter wants me to meet this man, but I am too shocked and angry that a man of his age and with his responsibilities could behave in this manner, and my much younger wife and I are horrified
My daughter wants me to meet this man, but I am too shocked and angry that a man of his age and with his responsibilities could behave in this manner
fuck marry kill, Dave Grohl, David Letterman, Dangerous Dave
I can't do that, Dave
fuck marry kill, Alvin, Simon, Theodore
learning to use a food processor after years of working with different machinery
Rafael Martinez Jr in New Jersey allegedly had sexual intercourse with the unidentified XV year old girl for more than a year at his home
they're going to have to eat something
wondering why a Canadian antianorexia charity would need a dick in its logo
'Maybe Eat, Eh' production company on global hunt to find dick artist
'Maya the BEEEEEE' production company on global hunt to FUCK! dick artist
'Maya the Bee' production company on global hunt to find dick artist
seeing an ad that you truly have no fucking idea what it's trying to say
People got their local newspapers for next to nothing in exchange for allowing girdle ads to infiltrate their brains
Battlegrounds on II pcs at the same time
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(1) People got their local newspapers for next to nothing in exchange for allowing girdle ads to infiltrate their brains
(2) seeing an ad that you truly have no fucking idea what it's trying to say
(1) I have a very plastic sex unit erection
(2) I have no frame of reference for a coffee can
(2) I don't drink coffee
(6) I have very unrealistic expectations
(3) BSjWOVis
(1) fuck marry kill, dickgirl Maya the Bee, Pedro Pony, Clifford the Big Red Dog
(2) he was only nine years old so I doubt he caused much damage
(1) never having had a boyfriend, as you are a heterosexual male, although that doesn't explain why you've never had a girlfriend
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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not getting circumcised (63)
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