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a masculine combination of rich vetiver, tonka bean, birchwood and musk
drawing a picture of Hector Barros inserting a finger into the anus of each member of the Funky Bunch to check for polyps and other abnormalities
wondering if Hector B arros actually has an advanced degree in proctology or if it is just an avocational interest of his
having fun making your mark with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch at a key party
Scott Ross, Hector Barros, Terry Yancey, and Anthony Thomas, wicked pissah
Scott Ross, Hector Barros, Terry Yancey, and Anthony Thomas building a space station capable of turning an entire planet into sand and getting it everywhere
Scott Ross, Hector Barros, Terry Yancey, and Anthony Thomas
building a space station capable of turning an entire planet into sand and getting it everywhere
that's no mom taint, it's a space station, eh
that's no mom taint, eh
that's homo men taint
that's homotainment
you mom's homophobic
that's homophobic
Black Dyke Down
Sonia Manzano, Maria on 'Sesame Street,' to Retire After forty four Years
Kento's homonym, Kento
John "Grimesey" Grimes, a desk clerk based on SPC John "Stebby" Stebbins
unintentional siestas
Blyke Hawke Downe
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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gangnam style (0.9982)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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