recent regretsif people concerned themselves with where eggs came from they never would have eaten them
"The cleaning lady here at the embassy has a huge ass," he said, "frigid bitch"
"Disclosure is my business," he said, "but we don't deal in gossip"
being a bad driver
that when you put Dot Warner in the search field, Google autosuggests, in order, 'panties', 'voice', and 'feet'
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third
spreading Dijon mustard on the ceiling with Celine Dion
Pricess Sofia Cesarean Birth
sucking her left one until she had a hump
bottoming for Father Time in Meaty Bodies VII
thinking Jennifer Lopez got fat, then remembering that humans age because of their meaty bodies and the effects of linear time, then realizing you were looking at a picture of Kim Kardashian
Robert Downey, Jr's growing resemblance to Woody Allen
donating your hedgerow bustle to the Met Costume Institute
if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, seek medical attention immediately
there are two paths you can go by
During their years of running the school theatre and producing plays, a body of knowledge was formed about acting, theater production, and costume, set and stage design
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kind of looking forward to fat gay Asian Tom Cruise
kind of looking forward to old fat Tom Cruise
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recent comments(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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