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Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog
I swinge, as a pedulum dothe
I bomme, as a bombyll bee dothe
The fact that the crack had opened a door for dick didn't mean women
The fact that the women had opened a crack for dick didn't mean door
The fact that the door had opened a crack for women didn't mean dick
being zlain by a Chaotic Bono
assessing asses
getting unlimited assessments of Hayden Christensen's career and ability with a Chaotic Bono subscription
this is Chaotic Bono, the chunky division assesss the rub while the apparatus writes the industry
getting unlimited repetitive stadium cock with a Boner Prime subscription
getting unlimited repetitive stadium rock with a Bono Prime subscription
feeling like any Bono that wants to kill Bono Prime is by definition Good Bono
this is Evil Bono, I'm paying all your taxes and funding the creation of a carbon capture program for your stupid fucking hat
After escaping several of the "evil Utwo's" murder attempts, the band reunites and performs a "rock off" against their evil counterparts, which ends with the "good Utwo" emerging victorious
fuck marry kill, the fuck marry kill meme, the kids to dogs meme, the ball to cock ring
when one of your earballs stops cockring
cockring in a coal mine, goin' down down down, cockring in a coalmine, oops, about to slip down
when one of your earbuds stops cockring
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(2) hi, I'm Bleached Kodyak, nice to meet you
(2) Significant works of Rene Auberjonois are on public display at the Aargauer Kunsthaus, the Kunstmuseum Basel, the Cantonal Museum of Fine Arts in Lausanne, the Kunsthaus Zurich and the Werner Coninx Stiftung
(1) pingpu peoples
(1) might The stress Be With You
(2) we should send him fanmail
(3) yeah, that's what I mean, people are basically just filming porn with a three sixty camera and playing it on an oculus rift, but when are we going to get the actual fully interactive stuff with maybe a crotchpiece or something
(1) Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
(1) skin
(2) HP is short for Hard Penis
(1) that Betty White is in her nineties
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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not getting circumcised (63)
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