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Gotham City's protector returns to find the city under the grip of a French Canadian Sasquatch and his right hand man the evil joker
flashing your boobs on unripemelons dot com
sitting on your keys
giving a Sloppy Giuseppe in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake on your lunch break
giving a Sloppy Giuseppe on your lunch break
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To cum on one's hand and flick it onto another person using the Italian reasoning gesture
getting a Sloppy Giuseppe on your lunch break
getting whale peehole soap in Jackson C Frank's eye when you were a kid
getting whale peehole soap in your eye
getting whale peehole soap all over your face
Eh! Steve!
wonderinf if God can take a dump so huge that He Himself cannot flush it
getting a Welsh aloe Pope, eh
getting whale peehole soap
getting a whole heap o' sleep
adding the regret "Geonosis is less than a ho parsec away" and be returned to the regret "Anakin Sexpurposes"
Geonosis is less than a ho parsec away
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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