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being shot in the stomach with an air rifle by the ghost of Jackson C Frank when you were a kid
This Confederate symbol is an embarrassment particularly as we are a northern state
a three year old girl was shot in the stomach with an air rifle while playing in a London parka in a London park eating London pork listening to London prog rock
a three year old girl was shot in the stomach with an air rifle while playing in a London parka in a London park eating London pork
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a three year old girl was shot in the stomach with an air rifle while playing in a London parka
Neville Neville's funeral takes place in Bury, hot tramp, I love you so
I did not have breasts attached to me by that woman
attaching breasts to politicians
Mr Nelson has admitted in the past that Mr Potato Head divided opinion but said since it returned he has noticed many people have had photographs taken with it
Five Breasts You Won't BELIEVE Are Attached To Politicians
This Labour MP's breasts are 'distracting' to TV viewers
gaping stool
a long spigot
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plating goo
going postal
seeing a monster rat in Montserrat
Inaccessible Island
when she arrives get her to give you head and instead of coming just piss in her mouth and shout "French Revolution!!!!"
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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