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Joe Cocker, I hardy know 'er
Joe Momma
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we all float down here, just go ahead now
all these years I've spent unwittingly telling disgusting, dark jokes to a baby
trying to find a quote from She's All That to mix up with 'we all float down here' but never having seen the movie and the dialogue all reading like it was delivered by people with chunky sweaters and Spin Doctors beards
I sleep in two to four hour bursts, two to four times per day
wondering if you were awake this whole time
hey guys, remember Freddie Prinze jr
England is the first to fall, cheerio
October twenty second, twenty sixteen colon the iKettle two point o becomes self aware and begins terrorizing humanity with too hot tea
you have to imagine it would be pretty galling for the manual kettle operators
wondering what it would be like if the downfall of our technological society was brought about by a bunch of fucking idiots who were too lazy to manually turn on their kettles
being a stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking cockeater
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Seymour Cocks
Marthe Cnockaert
no TV and no beer make homer something something
discovering The Running Man was written by Stephen King
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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not getting circumcised (63)
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