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wondering whether the bleach blonde cocktail waitress who posed in a bikini to help put herself through junior college knew that her picture would end up on the cover of both T Rex Troubles AND Tantalizing Tentacle Fun
wondering whether Christie Sims is agenty fiftyseven
christening a dating sim with Christie Sims and Chris Christie
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that Ryan could sell shirts with pictures of his kids on them and the words "Ryan North's Cryin' Dwarfs" and you wouldn't think less of him for it
Booker T and the MGs but it's pronounced Bookert n Mugs
Christie Sims
During my LSD sessions, I would learn a great deal
Picasso was alive he woulda made her
While a good proportion of popular culture seems to center around men jerking off, female masturbation remains a relatively taboo subject
hysteric furiously masturbating fat gay Asian man arrested outside White House threatening to kill the President
an image of Depp rolling up his shirt sleeves while advertising a perfume named Sauvage
Walruses face 'death sentence' as Trump administration fails to list them as endangered
fuck marry kill, Sean Connery, Sean Penn, Johnny Depp
Sean Connery offering to let you pet his gooch
now I see
oh wait
divorcing him won't mean spending less time with me
I want a divorce
we really spend too much time together
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(1) a recut of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade which instead draws attention to Henry's abusive upbringing of his son with the exchange "We named the dog Indiana!" "You screwed the dog!" "I screwed you!", in the presence of some baffled and terrified Nazis
(1) wondering if Donald Trump has made all his necessary financial declarations for the presidential race yet or whether he's just trying to drive the discussion towards immigants before predictably bowing out
(1) getting groped by a drunken dancing lady in her fifties whose face looks like a wrinkled leather couch
(1) bottoming for a horse in A Horse and His Boy, Kento
(1) wondering whether go around bragging to other girls about how deep their vaginas are
(2) reading the comments
(2) that, to answer an earlier regretters question, yes, seven inches is big for an Asian
(6) Anakin Murders Gumball & Darwin
(1) imagining the first meeting between Hayden Christensen and Hayden Panettiere, where he slowly says "In my country Hayden is a boy's name, eh" and she nods and smiles politely while trying to think of a reason to leave
(3) Spider Van
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
spam fritters (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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