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shanking dinosaurs with agent fiftyseven in your autofill cache
Dinosaurs 'shanked' regularly to become jailbirds
Dinosaurs 'shrank' regularly to become birds
the waffles were waffletastic
Orlando Bloom should be knighted for alleged Justin Bieber punch colon fans
wondering if the waffles were waffletastic
that you will probably make waffles again this weekend the end
that you will probably make waffles again this weekend
the end
that you got a waffle iron months ago, made waffles, sprinked them with chocolate chips, posted a gif of the sprinking on the amazing Regret Index, and never made waffles again
wondering how the quest for the waffle iron is going
watching a youtube video of two twelve year old girls playing with a condom water balloon
deep throating Christina Ricci
Tuna Labium Gel Two
lending your labia to an inept mule
mule won't tug labia
duh, stay outta Riverdale
beluga tuna milt, ow
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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