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booking in to Logface to find a message from Zuck Bergermark asking you to please leave, and going back to YamSpec to find that Otm has left you a message instructing you to delete your account
only from behind
Stephen Fry will still take you
logging in to Facebook to find a message from Mark Zuckerberg asking you to please leave, and going back to MySpace to find that Tom has left you a message instructing you to delete your account
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is actually two small boys in a raincoat, one standing on the other's shoulders
Transgender People Will Be Allowed to Serve Openly in Military
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is the back half of a pantomime horse
That could be a Mexican plane up there
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is the front half of a pantomime horse
logging in to MyFry only to discover that your only friend is still Stephen and the only thing he's posted is the welcome message everybody gets
Donald Trompe
How To Make McFly's French Donalds
How To Make McDonald's French Fries
The red dragon ain't no evil
declaring that inequality is essential to fostering "the spirit of envy" and hailing greed as a "valuable spur to economic activity"
turning your back to the future parts
MyFry
bottoming for Stephen MyFry in Bareback to the Future Parts I, II, and III
saying she died easy of a broken heart disease
remember Gove, he's back, in POB form
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(2) wondering if there is a special term for fisting two menstruating women at once
(1) Time Travelling Kento coming back to have sex with himself
(2) remember Trump, he's back, in GOP form
(8) checking this site after many, many years
(2) do you have any idea how much it costs to qualify as a padawan, let alone a Jedi Knight
(1) He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
(2) you should legally change your middle name to something really British like Crumpet or Boris or Benny Hill or something
(1) for me it's always going to be NPor, closely followed by RSte and EJac
(4) it's also possible that I might just change my mind one day for no real reason
(3) holding a party for Kento's birthday at the Sheraton Addis in the Omo Room
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4418)
not having met ryan north (4257)
Kento (4240)
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