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the death of Tycho Brahe drowning in pussy
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when you were young and cute Danish girls hit on you and even though it didn't seem like it you were drowning in pussy
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Myke Hawke likes it quick and dirty
learning dirty things quickly from Myke Hawke
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this as well
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(3) I'm not even going to set up a fuck marry kill, but I just wanna know which golden girl you'd fuck first
(1) aww, thanks, you're pretty nice yourself
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (2705/0.9975)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (293)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (71)
not getting circumcised (63)
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