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if you ask me this is just more evidence of a solipsistic universe
the "appalling" violence at a cycling festival in Greater Manchester that saw nine people hurt and eight men arrested
kum keema
choking to death on a cookie
the death of Tycho Brahe drowning in pussy
asphyxiating via vagina
when you were young and cute Danish girls hit on you and even though it didn't seem like it you were drowning in pussy
the death of Tycho Brahe
just now realizing that "Myke Hawke" kind of sounds like "my cock" when you say it out loud, which would lead to some rather lascivious interpretations of some of these regrets
I collect batteries
you really know how to satisfy Myke Hawke
I know what Myke Hawke likes
Myke Hawke likes it quick and dirty
learning dirty things quickly from Myke Hawke
The Quick and Dirty Guide to Learning Languages Fast Colon Learn Any Language in as Little as a Week!
B FUCK!ING
B LOOKING
this as well
being The Worst Up Lust Woo Net Wotwo
telling me that I'm someone good so we're not so far apart
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(3) I'm not even going to set up a fuck marry kill, but I just wanna know which golden girl you'd fuck first
(1) aww, thanks, you're pretty nice yourself
(1) He asked if she was free during the week so he could come down and abuse her SERIOUSLY GUYS PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT HERE BECAUSE I'M CONSIDERING THIS AND NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S WORTH IT
(3) that CHILD RAPE is to MICHAEL JACKON as PUBLIC MASTURBATION is to PAUL REUBENS
(1) dos Impsons
(1) wondering which regret index regular has killed so many California girls
(1) wondering which regret index regular has sexed so many offensive dates
(1) wondering which regret index regular has offended so many sex dates
(2) wondering which regret index regular has dated so many sex offenders
(1) so this is podracing
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (2705/0.9975)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (293)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (71)
not getting circumcised (63)
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