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spooning Boba Fett's feet
drawing a picture of Satine Kryze demanding more of a Dutch oven from Obi Wan Kenobi
being braised like a steak like Coolio
Pokemon Coolio and Mark McGrath
Coolio often refers to himself as the "ghetto Martha Stewart" and the "black Rachael Ray"
phancying a Phindian
phucking a Phindian
being born too late for Harambe and too early for Childslambe
Phindians prefer to be called Phirst Nations
dicks out for Childslambe
wondering if it's too late or too soon for a zoo's gorilla naming vote to be usurped by "Childslambe"
staring at this yellow haired girl
the name's Bondi, man on the Bondi tram, crikey
fuck chocolate, marry boobs, kills asses
Authorities are also looking into reports that Caggiano stalked and harassed at least three other people
fuck marry kill, asses, boobs, chocolate
Kento's pons asinorum
Prima facie that which in any contract is left to be implied and need not be expressed is something so obvious that it goes without saying
murderers aren't a race
Taraborrelli claims that Jordan correctly noted patchy colored skin on his buttocks, short pubic hair, and testicles marked pink and brown
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(5) that the regret index is no longer powered by regret
(1) In his statement, Trump said that "we are going to have the space force" which he deemed a "separate but equal" branch of the military
(1) Sophie Turner named two girls assaulted by her brother on social media
(3) wondering why Kento's IP address was banned and not rachel's, because rachel wrote just as many regrets as Kento, so Kento must have been doing something really bad
(8) assuming that there is a Sim version of yourself and wondering what their deal is
(2) I don't want to stand between you and love honey, I just want you to feel fine
(1) the "appalling" violence at a cycling festival in Greater Manchester that saw nine people hurt and eight men arrested
(3) I'm not even going to set up a fuck marry kill, but I just wanna know which golden girl you'd fuck first
(2) aww, thanks, you're pretty nice yourself
(1) He asked if she was free during the week so he could come down and abuse her SERIOUSLY GUYS PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT HERE BECAUSE I'M CONSIDERING THIS AND NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S WORTH IT
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (2705/0.9975)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (293)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (71)
not getting circumcised (63)
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