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wondering whether you've heard the tragedy of Darth Bulimis the Slim
wondering if Hayden Christensen keeps slim because he's got an eating disorder, but not out of any real concern for his wellbeing, just because you thought of Barf Vader
Elmo and the Police
remembering Prairie Dawn, but not by name, and not remembering Elmo even though he was undoubtedly in the shadows watching you as a kid
remembering Prairie Dawn, but not by name, and not remembering Elmo even though he was undoubtedly in the shows you watched as a kid
so y m key is unreliable
Meghan's EGG will GRUNDLE our IPERIAL Family
It is said that he has so much TRASH that it spills out of his TRASH CAN
DONALD GRUMP is a Grouch who has more TRASH than any other GROUCH in the world
grouches dot wikia dot com
In one sketch, Bert is trying to write a letter to Mister Rogers and Ernie turns on his electric fan and blows Bert's letters away
that apparently Prairie Dawn has been around for fucking ever but you don't have any recollection of her being on the show when you watched it as a kid
Bert was caught trying to rape Prairie Dawn in the back side
a loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby Bert was caught trying to rape Prairie Dawn in the back side of Sesame
literally not knowing anybody CARL FACE
literally not knowing anybody LENNY FACE
literally not knowing anybody who thinks Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black
literally not knowing anybody SAD FACE
literally not knowing anybody who thinks Meghan Markle is black
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(1) wondering if Donald Trump has made all his necessary financial declarations for the presidential race yet or whether he's just trying to drive the discussion towards immigants before predictably bowing out
(1) getting groped by a drunken dancing lady in her fifties whose face looks like a wrinkled leather couch
(1) bottoming for a horse in A Horse and His Boy, Kento
(1) wondering whether go around bragging to other girls about how deep their vaginas are
(2) reading the comments
(2) that, to answer an earlier regretters question, yes, seven inches is big for an Asian
(6) Anakin Murders Gumball & Darwin
(1) imagining the first meeting between Hayden Christensen and Hayden Panettiere, where he slowly says "In my country Hayden is a boy's name, eh" and she nods and smiles politely while trying to think of a reason to leave
(3) Spider Van
(2) clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky" when you weren't feeling lucky
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
spam fritters (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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