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guessing that limiting the number if men who could ever do something to a hundred or more is a deliberate tactic intended to use the eeight of numbers against such a grouping relying on the press of a crowd and probable infighting to prevent dragging away?
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Here's exactly how Dick Durbin destroyed Kirstjen Nielsen's 'shithole' explanation
We will show you the power of the Turk!
suspecting that "getting smuggled through the chunnel in a liquid chocolate tanker" is slang for a sex act but being too horrified to consider what it entails
In a few instances, groups of migrants were able to stowaway in the cargo area of a tanker truck carrying liquid chocolate and managed to survive, though they did not enter the UK in one attempt
the Walrus Chunnel
that's what Kento calls his asshole
the Walrus Channel
Kento got top billing, but let's be honest, the walrus is the star
In any other administration, evidence that the president paid hush money to the star of 'Fat Gay Asians VII ' during the election would be a scandal
In any other administration, evidence that the president paid hush money to the star of 'the Gorilla Channel' during the election would be a scandal
oh man, look at veg semen taco, oh
sitting in a dreamy daze by BO water's NO
sitting in a dreamy daze by the water's edge
oh man, look at those cavemen go
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In any other administration, evidence that the president paid hush money to the star of 'Good Will Hunting' during the election would be a scandal
the reasons why love keeps right on walking on down the line
In any other administration, evidence that the president paid hush money to the star of 'Good Will Humping' during the election would be a scandal
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(1) wondering if Donald Trump has made all his necessary financial declarations for the presidential race yet or whether he's just trying to drive the discussion towards immigants before predictably bowing out
(1) getting groped by a drunken dancing lady in her fifties whose face looks like a wrinkled leather couch
(1) bottoming for a horse in A Horse and His Boy, Kento
(1) wondering whether go around bragging to other girls about how deep their vaginas are
(2) reading the comments
(2) that, to answer an earlier regretters question, yes, seven inches is big for an Asian
(6) Anakin Murders Gumball & Darwin
(1) imagining the first meeting between Hayden Christensen and Hayden Panettiere, where he slowly says "In my country Hayden is a boy's name, eh" and she nods and smiles politely while trying to think of a reason to leave
(3) Spider Van
(2) clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky" when you weren't feeling lucky
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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