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The Guardian view on the grundle tube bomb colon keep calm and carry on
Playing for the Grundle Kings, Bokai began his career in the Major Leagues at shortstop, his rookie year being twenty fifteen
Grundle, Ontario
Grundle Calling
Grundle swings like a pendulum do
Comedians in Cars Getting Covfefe
covfefe with ethicists
Grundle Fashion Week
Grundle Underground
the UK but every reference to London is changed to Grundle
that the very idea of Time Travelling Hitler changing the future is considered ridiculous, indicating that Hitler has already begun his sinister machinations and nobody turned up to Stephen Hawking's party because Hitler already killed all the good guys
that ethicists worry about the implications of travelling back in time to assassinate Hitler, but nobody worries about Time Travelling Hitler coming forward to change the future to his own liking
wondering if you're criticising the new regrets one by one to stop the future of the 'dex, Hitler
Some LXXXVI% of cars are now bought on PCP
believing that Mshindi exists, and that he is a very good gorilla, but not believing that he was capable of preventing the death spiral of reality
fifteen months, we can either split the difference or watch me struggle on under the weight of a dead gorilla meme until the end of November
yeah it was forty nine times
forty nine times
bursting wursts in a Best Western
Fat Kid Mendoza
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(2) wondering why big red dogs hold such great appeal for humans that, say, big red cats don't
(1) wondering if you're going through all the old regrets one by one to learn the history of the 'dex
(2) wondering why fat cats hold such great appeal for humans that, say, fat dogs don't
(1) peeling a penis
(2) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm
(1) that Sambo Chuppers was a horrifying chimera of Sarah, Jimbo Wales, chubb d, and Brian Peppers
(2) that one of rachel's best friends is a moderately famous softcore lesbian movie star
(8) lining up a zinger about Rebecca Black and celebrity but having to concede that she's doin' OK
(2) hooking up with this girl l met on the internet
(2) having to cancel Thanksgiving at your house because you had hyperekplexia
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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