T-Rex: So I never really found out about mind-altering drugs. Are they a GOOD idea, or a BAD idea?

T-Rex: I can think of one way to find out!

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: I'M going to do mind-altering drugs as a science experiment, Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: That's a terrible idea, T-Rex! How will you be able to trust your results if you recorded them while high?
T-Rex: You, um - well, you raise some valid points about my methodology that I really should have considered sooner.

Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: So what's the story with this drug research?
T-Rex: POSTPONED.

T-Rex: Perhaps indefinitely! I've decided that this isn't really that pressing an issue for me. Besides, it's not like I'm being pressured to do drugs in the first place. It was just for interest's sake!
Utahraptor: Oh well! All's well that ends well, I suppose.

Narrator: BUT, BACK AT HOME!
Creepy voice(s): WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US IN SOME ILLEGAL DRUGS, NEIGHBOUR?
T-Rex: No thank you!!
Creepy voice(s): ONE TIME, T-REX, WE ALL GOT SO HIGH WE STARTED CANNIBALIZING EACH OTHER
Creepy voice(s): HA HA HA
Creepy voice(s): WHAT ARE THE ODDS