T-Rex: I had the strangest dream last night! There was this disease going around that made people really - violent, I guess?
T-Rex: Anyway, it affected these two women who I guess lived at my house!
T-Rex: It was really creepy, because these women would SEEM fine, but then they'd just keep trying to get close to me, no matter what I did. They wanted to kill me! Dromiceiomimus: Whoah! Sounds like somebody is afraid of women! T-Rex: No I'm not! It's just that dreams always sound really symbolic when they're described, that's all!
Utahraptor: I don't know, sounds like you think women are a threat! T-Rex: I don't!
T-Rex: It was a DREAM I had. Just cause I dreamed it doesn't mean I believe in it! Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex, is it sexist in here, or is it JUST YOU? T-Rex: What? No! It's not sexist in here!
T-Rex: It's not me!!
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This comic is from October 21st, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?