What are the haps my friends

August 9th, 2019: Thank you for enjoying these vegetable facts, which I will NEVER retract!!

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One year ago today: i will never not be heartened by t-rex's idea that island dwarfism is a thing you can contract within a single lifetime

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out