T-Rex: By investing my money in comic books, I ensure that several years from now, I'll have lots of money when my comic books increase in value!
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: Somehow - SOMEHOW - my comic books failed to increase in value??
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: Ah - things don't become valuable because they're old, they become valuable because they're old and RARE. So if I want my comics to TRULY increase in value, I have to make sure everyone ELSE throws away their copies!! Only then will I taste INVESTMENT SUCCESS.
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: Nobody wants to throw away their comic books! Utahraptor: Yeah, they're fun to read!
T-Rex: Aha: THAT'S my problem: people are ALREADY hooked on them! But... if I could ensure that nobody buys them in the first place, then MY copies would automatically be rare! TO TRULY EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR COMICS... I MUST DESTROY THEM?? Utahraptor: I'm not sure if that's -
Narrator: LATER, T-REX SPENDS ALL HIS TIME YELLING TO EVERYONE THAT THE ENTIRE MEDIUM OF COMICS IS GARBAGE: T-Rex: I know, I know!! I'm sorry! CAPITALISM IS MAKING ME DO THIS T-Rex: Once I'm rich I PROMISE to mention somewhere how much I regret this!!
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March 29th, 2019:This weekend I'm in Scotland for Dunfermline Comic Con! Will I see you there? The answer: hopefully!!