T-Rex: Ah yes, time to visit the island nation of Japan!
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: I am now in the island nation of Japan!
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: And now I'm back in North America. Guess what I brought back with me, Dromiceiomimus? Dromiceiomimus: I'm guessing... Chorioactis, a rare mushroom found only in certain areas of Japan? T-Rex: That, my friend, is an extremely specific, extremely unlikely, and extremely ACCURATE guess!!
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: Now we're in Texas, at the same latitude as Japan!! Utahraptor: We sure are!
T-Rex: There's therefore a chance these mushrooms will grow here too. Utahraptor: If they do, it'd TOTALLY prank any future life when they inexplicably find the same species growing on opposite sides of the world, and nowhere else!
Narrator: 65 MILLION YEARS LATER: Off panel: Genetic testing shows these mushrooms have been separated for 11 million years MINIMUM, but we have no way to explain how that happened. Off panel: Why are we at a dinosaur museum? Off panel: Unrelated reasons
What are the haps my friends
this could be you, you could be the person with this
January 23rd, 2019:What a crazy story! I'm glad it's entirely made-up and not based on a real-life myste-- WAIT A MINUTE
