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October 9th, 2018: TONIGHT! BOSTON! I'm doing an event at the Brookline Booksmith AND it features an 11-year-old scifi author, Oriana, who is opening for me! It's going to be GREAT.

HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING IS OUT NOW, aaaahhhhh!!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: actually not every living thing can fire water out of their eyes. sorry every living thing. sorry for making you sound cooler than you are

– Ryan

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