T-Rex: Many folks like a thing, but don't know nearly enough true facts about that thing. I am of course speaking about food! And that's going to change right now, with...

Narrator: TRUE FACTS ABOUT: FOOD

T-Rex: FACT ONE: Every conflict over thousands of years can be blamed on food. FACT TWO: Some food hungers... for REVENGE. FACT THREE: Sure, food has invented computers and gone to the moon... but how come it hasn't invented a way to solve the minor annoyances that bother you, of which there are probably several??

Utahraptor: Are we food in this scenario?
T-Rex: We are absolutely food here, yep.

T-Rex: You know, since bacteria eat us when we die, we're ALL technically food, hence: these true facts.
Utahraptor: Got it. Fact four: some food gets sad sometimes?
T-Rex: FACT FOUR: Some food gets sad sometimes!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Oh dang, was he reaching out for love and support??
T-Rex: Oh dang
T-Rex: Did I whiff on a friendship support opportunity AGAIN