T-Rex: Today we settle the age-old question once and for all! No longer will young and old alike go to bed in tears because they didn't know the answer to a simple question:

T-Rex: Who would win in a fight: SUPERMAN... or THE HULK??

T-Rex: Superman may seem an obvious choice: his super-speed allows him to speak quickly, and his super-hearing will mean fewer valuable seconds lost to misunderstanding.
Dromiceiomimus: Sure, but Hulk IS fueled by rage, and that can be a powerful place to speak from. While less eloquent and logical than Supes, Hulk will still be able to make the strongest appeals there are to emotion.
T-Rex: True enough!!

Utahraptor: What if they, you know -
Utahraptor: ...just punched each other?

T-Rex: Utahraptor, PLEASE. Are our heroes MALADJUSTED CHILDREN? Do these fully-grown adults resolve conflicts by PUNCHING whoever they disagree with? Come on. They're better than that. WE'RE better than that.
Utahraptor: You're right; I apologize.

Narrator: THE END
Narrator: PS: SUPERMAN WOULD OBVIOUSLY WIN