Image description: The mouse-over version of a double-feature choose-your-own comic
Narrator: FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION AND UTAHRAPTOR HAS EARNED MY TRUST!
Narrator: a choose-your-own comic
T-Rex: Turn to panel 2 to hear more about Utahraptor; stare at this panel for a while if you kinda don't want to.
T-Rex: He's basically a pretty good guy! If you agree: panel 3.
T-Rex: I knew you'd agree! Listen, Utahraptor and I go way back. Dromiceiomimus and I go way back too. Shucks Dromiceiomimus, you're pretty great too!
Dromiceiomimus: Thanks! "You're pretty great too" are those special words that every woman one day hopes to hear.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Are you serious because I'll say them more often if that's the case
Utahraptor: I thought adventures were being chosen?
T-Rex: Aw crap!
T-Rex: I'm no good at this, Utahraptor; I'm in over my head. I make thousands of choices every day, big and small, but adventures happen so rarely. I should've called this "Make The Same Choices You Did Yesterday And See What Happens".
Utahraptor: Well, making positive life changes is hard!
T-Rex: Holy crap Utahraptor, that's a great title! Listen: what is your position on plagiarism?
T-Rex: Are you... definitely for it even when you're the victim??
T-Rex: PLEASE SAY YES
