Narrator: THE STORY OF ROBIN HOOD
T-Rex: Robin Hood was a guy who lived in the forest with some of his chums. Guys, he made tree forts!

T-Rex: He ALSO stole from the rich and gave to the poor!

T-Rex: He made tree forts AND crimes. And the Sheriff of Nottingham didn't like this one bit! He was a good sheriff who believed in the rule of law and the court system. He took his job and his sheriff school degree very seriously and always did his best. He said, "Not only will I arrest Robin Hood for 'robbin' from rich people, but I will also sword fight him if he wants, and I will marry his girlfriend. I really hope that will teach him to obey the law!"

Utahraptor: Did it work?
T-Rex: HECK NO.

T-Rex: Robin's girlfriend didn't want to marry the Sheriff, and then to make matters worse, Robin Hood killed the Sheriff and his men! The Sheriff's last words were "I'm sorry I could never convince you, Robin, to work for positive change from within the system."
Utahraptor: What an amazing tale!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: DANG I got that all backwards