T-Rex: Have you ever noticed that summer is when pretty girls come out?
T-Rex: I suspect that you have, because it's totally true!
T-Rex: I also suspect that I'm not supposed to notice - but wow! There are pretty girls EVERYWHERE. They're just walking around, chatting with their friends, being attractive. I like to look at them! They're so pretty!
Utahraptor: Are you worried that you sound a little creepy? T-Rex: How so?
Utahraptor: Walking around saying "girls are pretty"? I don't know! It's the sort of thing that everyone thinks but nobody says. How would you like it if a girl came up to you and said you were pretty? T-Rex: Hah hah! I would be like, "Hello!"
T-Rex: I'd lick my lips while I said, "Hello!"
What are the haps my friends
this could be you, you could be the person with this
This comic is from June 2nd, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
