T-Rex: I no longer wish to die someday! It's true! I have decided that aging is for CHUMPS.

T-Rex: And as a non-chump, this means I must find a way to be immortal!

Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, we've gone over this before! Remember? Immortality could violate conservation of energy laws? Science means that not all dreams can come true?
T-Rex: This is true! But I have found a LOOPHOLE. A loophole... in science!

Utahraptor: Mind describing this "loophole", T-Rex?
T-Rex: Sure! I will simply freeze TIME ITSELF.

T-Rex: That way we ALL get to live forever without breaking any universal laws! Watch!
Utahraptor: Wait, WAIT! We'll never be able to become unfrozen, because that action requires time!!
T-Rex: I'm sure I have no idea what you're tal-

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