Narrator: LET'S MAKE ANOTHER FOOD T-Rex: Today we're going to make a vegetarian food! T-Rex: Take some vegetables and put them in a bowl.
T-Rex: THAT'S SALAD, WE'RE DONE HERE
Dromiceiomimus: Come on man, vegetarian food is better than that! T-Rex: Really? Really. Dromiceiomimus: Yes! Did you know you can purchase "mock meat", which is vegetables textured and flavoured like animal flesh? I like an imitation beef, which is, of course, vegetables engineered to look and taste like the inside of a cow.
T-Rex: Are there also vegetables induced to remind one of the taste of cooked chicken body parts? Utahraptor: YES!
Utahraptor: Many such products even imitate the grain of a dead animal's flesh! T-Rex: Okay. That's the most bad-ass thing I've heard of anyone doing with vegetables in LITERALLY FOREVER. But how'd the VEGETARIANS invent meat-flavoured veggies before we did? That should've been our get!
Off panel: My agents suggest it was practice for what the Vegetarians are privately calling Phase Two: VEGETABLE-FLAVOURED MEAT. T-Rex: Dear God! OH, DEAR GOD, KALE-FLAVOURED BEEF T-Rex: THAT'S HOW THEY'LL TURN US
What are the haps my friends
it is okay to buy this, it is okay to love this
February 17th, 2014:DID YOU KNOW: Brussels sprouts aren't bad if you cover them in a lot of things that don't taste like Brussels sprouts??
