T-Rex: Conversations taking up too much of your mental bandwidth? Worried about saying the wrong thing? Sounds like you need some...
Narrator: ALL-PURPOSE RESPONSES IN CONVERSATIONS
Narrator: "IT IS WHAT IT IS": Dromiceiomimus: But that's a straight tautology that says literally nothing! You might as well say "bad things are bad" or "one equals one"! T-Rex: It is what it is, Dromiceiomimus. Dromiceiomimus: ...OH DANG, HOW DID THAT WORK??
Narrator: "YOU KNOW I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT": Utahraptor: Why does that sound SO mysterious? T-Rex: You know I can't talk about that!
Narrator: "LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT": T-Rex: It says "I don't want to talk about this anymore", but does it using a cute metaphor involving tiny stabbing weapons! Utahraptor: They're not meant to be weapons, T-Rex. T-Rex: Excuse me, when did pins get Iron Gianted??
Narrator: "CHECK AND MATE": Off panel: That only works if you're some sort of evil Bond villain. T-Rex: Check and mate, Utahraptor. Off panel: ... Off panel: ..Okay, wow, I now understand just saying it elevates you to their level and my life will never be the same??
What are the haps my friends
what could possibly go wrong
August 16th, 2017:I have deployed EACH of these successfully! Nothing can ever go wrong with these phrases; it is a science fact.
