T-Rex: Yesterday was a very special day for many people!
T-Rex: Yesterday was Mother's Day!
T-Rex: Did you give your mom some flowers for Mother's Day, Dromiceiomimus? Dromiceiomimus: I had some delivered! T-Rex: Excellent! And, attached to the flowers, a note? Dromiceiomimus: You know it, baby!
Utahraptor: What about you, T-Rex? What did you do for YOUR mother? T-Rex: Lots!
T-Rex: I got her some seeds (she likes to garden) and some chocolate (she likes chocolate) and a card I made with a drawing of me hatching from my egg! Utahraptor: Aww! That's cute!
T-Rex: Yeah, but when you open it, it's actually a robot version of me, and I'm shooting red lasers from my eyes that spell out "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY"! T-Rex: (Mom said it was "very creative"!)
What are the haps my friends
probably the perfect gift for anyone, PROBABLY
This comic is from May 10th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?