T-Rex: Personally, I rely on my rugged physique and piercing orange eyes (in which, because they are so deep and soulful, one feels they could drown), coupled with my delightful conversational skills and coquettish flair!
Utahraptor: This is not much help to people who do not have such coquettish flair! T-Rex: True!
T-Rex: In that case, I would advise them to meet women on the Internet. Utahraptor: That's your advice. "How to meet women: use the Internet." T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: If you don't have the Internet, put up flyers around town!
What are the haps my friends
extraordinary claims require extraordinary shirts
This comic is from August 5th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?