T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 OMG YOU NEED TO GET A TATTOO

T-Rex: OMG, I need to get a tattoo!

T-Rex: Okay, here's what I'm thinking: a dog bone that says "dogs" inside of it, OR a dog bone that says "dogs" inside of it in Times New Roman, OR - and this one is my favourite - a dog bone that says "dogs" inside of it in an awesome 80s computer font.
T-Rex: ...Big into dogs over here.

Utahraptor: Got anything that's not about dogs?
T-Rex: No, I'm afraid that doesn't interest me!

Utahraptor: Really? No interest for a tattoo of a robot with cool pecs? Or a tattoo of a burger surrounded by a banner that reads "I KINDA LIKE EATING THESE"? Or a chest tattoo that says "IF YOU CAN READ THIS THEN WOW, I GUESS I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF"?
T-Rex: STOP YOU ARE BREAKING MY MIND WITH THESE AWESOME IDEAS

Off panel: A tattoo on your butt that folds in when you clench to reveal the message "FLEX TO MEET YOU"?
T-Rex's head: *crack*
T-Rex: !!
T-Rex: Oh man, now you've done it