Devil: HEY Devil: T-REX T-Rex: ?! Devil: IT'S THE DEVIL
T-Rex: Leave me alone you crazy bastard!
Devil: HEY Devil: HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED THE VIDEO GAME "COMMAND AND CONQUER: RED ALERT" T-Rex: No!! Devil: THE MAMMOTH TANKS ARE ONE OF THE MORE POWERFUL UNITS IN THE GAME Devil: THEY PRESENT A FORMIDABLE FORCE TO ANY OPPONENT
T-Rex: Argh!! So inane! Utahraptor: Who's inane? T-Rex: The Devil!
T-Rex: All he wants to do is talk about these stupid games I've never played! He KNOWS I've never played them, and yet - the chatter CONTINUES! Utahraptor: At least he's not tricking you for your soul! T-Rex: I'd PREFER that!
Devil: THE TESLA COILS ARE A WISE DEFENSIVE STRATEGY T-Rex: Never played it!! Devil: FEW CAN SURVIVE THEIR ELECTRICAL ONSLAUGHT
What are the haps my friends
extraordinary claims require extraordinary shirts
This comic is from January 27th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
