Devil: HEY Devil: T-REX T-Rex: ?! Devil: IT'S THE DEVIL
T-Rex: Leave me alone you crazy bastard!
Devil: HEY Devil: HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED THE VIDEO GAME "COMMAND AND CONQUER: RED ALERT" T-Rex: No!! Devil: THE MAMMOTH TANKS ARE ONE OF THE MORE POWERFUL UNITS IN THE GAME Devil: THEY PRESENT A FORMIDABLE FORCE TO ANY OPPONENT
T-Rex: Argh!! So inane! Utahraptor: Who's inane? T-Rex: The Devil!
T-Rex: All he wants to do is talk about these stupid games I've never played! He KNOWS I've never played them, and yet - the chatter CONTINUES! Utahraptor: At least he's not tricking you for your soul! T-Rex: I'd PREFER that!
Devil: THE TESLA COILS ARE A WISE DEFENSIVE STRATEGY T-Rex: Never played it!! Devil: FEW CAN SURVIVE THEIR ELECTRICAL ONSLAUGHT
What are the haps my friends
can dinosaur comics merchandise really fix it all? it might, maybe it can
This comic is from January 27th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
