T-Rex: I once read a scifi story from history times, where the characters used the morning dew - which rises every morning - to travel to the moon! They captured it and were pulled up into the sky with it when it rose!
T-Rex: It was a ridiculous idea and I hesitate to even call it "science"!!
T-Rex: People in the past were incorrect about lots of things, and they're all dead, but they should all feel embarrassed about it. THE END. Dromiceiomimus: Why does dew rise? It's water, evaporated by the sun. T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: What's the sun? A giant nuclear fusion reactor. Would a nuclear fusion reactor generate enough power for rocketry? Yes.
Utahraptor: All the INGREDIENTS are there, they're just assembled in the wrong order! T-Rex: PLEASE. A reactor would be too HEAVY to fly; you'd need some way to transmit energy wirelessly, like - Utahraptor: - LIKE A SUN'S RAYS?? T-Rex: oh my god stop
Off panel: The sun fuses 60 million metric tons of hydrogen every second! What's more futuristic than that?? T-Rex: If I may repeat myself in French? Off panel: Please. T-Rex: MON DIEU T-Rex: ARRÊTE
What are the haps my friends
gosh well would you look at that
August 30th, 2019:THIS IS WHY IT'S GOOD TO KNOW HOW TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO STOP BEING ANNOYING IN AS MANY LANGUAGES AS POSSIBLE.
