T-Rex: Okay, so who wants to join my bluegrass band?
T-Rex: I have decided that I am starting a bluegrass band!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, do you know how to play any bluegrass instruments? Do you know how to play the banjo, or fiddle, or a mandola? Dromiceiomimus: I do not! T-Rex: Then I am sorry but you cannot be in my bluegrass band!
Utahraptor: What is your bluegrass band called and what instrument do you play, T-Rex?
T-Rex: The band is called "Burned Bluegrass" and I play the lyrics! Utahraptor: You mean you sing the lyrics. T-Rex: Yes. I will be honest with you: I am new to this "band" thing.
T-Rex: However, I do know what I like! At present, I like the idea of starting a bluegrass band. T-Rex: Hah hah! Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
What are the haps my friends
gosh well would you look at that
This comic is from May 25th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
