Narrator: IT'S 1995! T-REX IS LOGGING ON TO A NEWSGROUP!
T-Rex: What a great way to make friends and discuss shared interests!

T-Rex: I just wish they were more popular!

Narrator: IT'S 2005! T-REX IS LOGGING ON TO A FORUM!
T-Rex: What a great way to make friends and discuss shared interests!
Dromiceiomimus: You just wish they were more popular?
T-Rex: I just wish they were more popular! Then there'd be even MORE friends to hang out with!!

Narrator: IT'S 2015! T-REX IS LOGGING ON TO SOCIAL MEDIA!
T-Rex: Everyone's here!
Utahraptor: Nothing's more popular!

T-Rex: And the scale of it has made it very difficult to sustain any sort of culture or shared memory, so everyone feels more like a stranger than a friend, and also there's no moderation so you can't ban the jerks, and even if you could there's an endless supply of 'em.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: OOPSIE DOOPSIE!

Narrator: IT'S 2025! T-REX IS LOGGING ON TO FACEBOOK'S METAVERSE!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah! Just kidding!
T-Rex: THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AND EVERYONE NOT CURRENTLY TRYING TO SELL YOU A METAVERSE KNOWS IT