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T-Rex: How do I feel about matrimony?
T-Rex: I love weddings! It's someone else's party and I can cry if I want to!

God: I'M INTO THEM THEY WERE MY IDEA

T-Rex: But what about civil unions? And gay marriage?
Dromiceiomimus: I think as far as God's concerned, he's just pleased that people eventually stop making out in public all the time.
Dromiceiomimus: God's a big fan of decorum. That was his idea too, T-Rex.

Utahraptor: Weddings are full of ladies on the look out for a single blade. Ladies who have found the wine.
T-Rex: Utahraptor you are INCORRIGIBLE.

T-Rex: Weddings aren't just about tired cliches! They're always changing! They used to be for family, now they're more for your friends.
Utahraptor: Change! Like having cup-cakes instead of wedding cake?
Utahraptor: Is that a fad?

T-Rex: Yes.
T-Rex: The most delicious fad of all time.