T-Rex: I have a friendship crush on all my friends. They're great!
T-Rex: Hello, Dromiceiomimus! I have a friendship crush on you!
Dromiceiomimus: Well, thank you T-Rex. You're not so bad yourself. T-Rex: A friendship crush is where you really like a friend, but it's not necessarily sexual, but everyone makes jokes that it's totally sexual, because you like to hang out all the time. Dromiceiomimus: Got it!
Utahraptor: Do you have a friendship crush on me, T-Rex? T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: But you're not supposed to ask. That makes you seem needy! It causes my friendship crush to fade a bit! Utahraptor: Oh no! T-Rex: But your regret is bringing it back. Revitalizing it! No - yes. Yes! The friendship crush is restored!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER COMIC: T-Rex: S - Sapphists?
What are the haps my friends
members of the attractive sex may be unable to resist you
This comic is from February 1st, 2006! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
