T-Rex: Man, I've always wanted to travel to the future!
T-Rex: Always!
T-Rex: It would be SO COOL to see how things work out. Wouldn't you agree, Dromiceiomimus? Dromiceiomimus: I guess! T-Rex: Also, I'd take back future technology with me and claim it as my own invention.
Utahraptor: You can't do that, T-Rex! T-Rex: Says you!
Utahraptor: Says LOGIC. Think about it: if you did that, then where did the idea for the invention come from? You didn't have it, and now the future inventor won't have it either... T-Rex: A paradox! Utahraptor: Yes!
T-Rex: There's nothing funny about paradoxes.
What are the haps my friends
extraordinary claims require extraordinary shirts
This comic is from December 9th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?