T-Rex: You think you're good at naming things? PFFT.

T-Rex: People who come up with paradoxes are good at naming things!!

T-Rex: Tell me you're not interested in hearing more about the HEDGEHOG'S DILEMMA, or the PARADOX OF THE TACHYONIC ANTITELEPHONE, or the fact that philosophers have been talking about BURIDAN'S ASS since the 1300s!!
Dromiceiomimus: I can't!
T-Rex: Nobody can!

T-Rex: Not to mention the POTATO PARADOX, and the MEAT PARADOX!
Utahraptor: Tell me more!

T-Rex: And then there's the FRENCH PARADOX, and the alluring PARADOX OF HEDONISM!
Utahraptor: Please! I want to know about all these things!
T-Rex: Or perhaps I can interest you in the BUTTERED CAT PARADOX??
Utahraptor: You can and have!!

Narrator: THUS CONCLUDES "COMICS THAT PROMPT THE READER TO DO A LOT OF RESEARCH"
Narrator: THE END
Narrator: THANK YOU