T-Rex: Let's say you're a dude who is having trouble with, to put it delicately, too much poo. And you think, "I'm going to take some medicine and put this issue to bed!" Excellent idea, rhetorical dude!!
T-Rex: PS: I was actually this rhetorical dude!
T-Rex: So I go to the pharmacy and get some fiber supplements because the side of the box says that they "promote regularity", which sounds good to me! But it turns out that fiber only makes things worse! IT TURNS OUT, fiber is actually the last thing you want to take when you have a too much poo problem already!
Dromiceiomimus: Yeah, fiber actually facilitates the number twos.
T-Rex: I KNOW THAT NOW!!
T-Rex: Why the heck are we using artful euphemisms on MEDICINE PACKAGING?
Utahraptor: Because - kids can read them? I guess?
T-Rex: Utahraptor, these are PILLS. These are meds you buy at a pharmacy. I made my problem WORSE when someone WHO WORKS IN MEDICINE couldn't bring themselves to say "Okay. These make the poops come out". "Promotes regularity"? What the hell is that? ALL SORTS OF IRREGULARITY CAN HAPPEN DOWN THERE. I've seen it!
T-Rex: I have, in fact, seen far too much
