T-Rex: I am a guy who thinks you shouldn't watch a video, in public, WITH SOUND ON, unless you got headphones!
T-Rex: AND EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A GRADE-A JABRONI AGREES WITH ME.
T-Rex: But - and this is the tricky part - everyone may not CONTINUE to agree with me. All it takes is a critical mass of people to decide that This Is Fine, Actually, and it's OVER. This is why we must stand fast, shaming those young and old alike who do not respect this current and, if there's any justice, permanent cultural consensus!!
Utahraptor: It's not the end of the world though. Like maybe it's just a short video...
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR.
Utahraptor: ...and maybe it's REALLY FUNNY so you know everyone else would appreciate it...
T-Rex: UTAHRANIGAR J. RAPTORSWORTH.
Utahraptor: ...and MAYBE if films didn't have BORING PARTS I wouldn't be getting my phone out at the theatre anyway!!
Sound effect: *boinkyy woinky*
T-Rex: Oh! Good to know!
T-Rex: The sound of our friendship BREAKING FOREVER is "boinkyy woinky."
