T-Rex: Hmm...
T-Rex: ...I don't think I've EVER saved someone's life??
T-Rex: Yeah, I think I'd remember if I heroically swept in to save the day. Huh!
Dromiceiomimus: Come to think of it, I don't think I'VE ever saved someone's life either! Dang.
T-Rex: Kinda thought we'd have ticked that one off by now, right??
Utahraptor: Probably because you're not putting yourself in life-saving situations!
T-Rex: How do you mean?
Utahraptor: Well for example, if you got a job as a lifeguard, your odds of being somewhere where life-saving can happen would go up dramatically.
T-Rex: Utahraptor! I love it!!
T-Rex: And I will see YOU at the beach!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Turns out lifeguarding requires training, so instead me and Dromiceiomimus are hanging at a buffet waiting for someone to choke!
T-Rex and off panel: It still counts!