T-Rex: You know how vanilla extract smells really good, but tastes really gross when you drink it?
T-Rex: I think this is very symbolic for... something!
T-Rex: Maybe it's symbolic for love? Great in moderation, but you can ruin it by taking too much (i.e., smothering the person with affection)? Dromiceiomimus: It's a little forced! How about symbolic for our generation's sexual politics, in ways I think are pretty clear? T-Rex: It's a possibility, I guess! Hmmm...
Utahraptor: Are we seriously trying to come up with things that vanilla extract is symbolic for? T-Rex: Yep!
Utahraptor: Okay - why vanilla extract? T-Rex: I don't know. Vanilla extract! Not many people talk about it, so I thought... I thought I'd be the first?
Narrator: EARLIER: Off panel: 〚small〛 t-rex, i am a talking bottle of vanilla extract T-Rex: That's a little weird, but okay! Off panel: 〚small〛 can you tell people about me though
What are the haps my friends
probably the perfect gift for anyone, PROBABLY
This comic is from September 28th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
