T-Rex: Conversations taking up too much of your mental bandwidth? Worried about saying the wrong thing? Sounds like you need some...
Narrator: ALL-PURPOSE RESPONSES IN CONVERSATIONS
Narrator: "IT IS WHAT IT IS": Dromiceiomimus: But that's a straight tautology that says literally nothing! You might as well say "bad things are bad" or "one equals one"! T-Rex: It is what it is, Dromiceiomimus. Dromiceiomimus: ...OH DANG, HOW DID THAT WORK??
Narrator: "YOU KNOW I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT": Utahraptor: Why does that sound SO mysterious? T-Rex: You know I can't talk about that!
Narrator: "LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT": T-Rex: It says "I don't want to talk about this anymore", but does it using a cute metaphor involving tiny stabbing weapons! Utahraptor: They're not meant to be weapons, T-Rex. T-Rex: Excuse me, when did pins get Iron Gianted??
Narrator: "CHECK AND MATE": Off panel: That only works if you're some sort of evil Bond villain. T-Rex: Check and mate, Utahraptor. Off panel: ... Off panel: ..Okay, wow, I now understand just saying it elevates you to their level and my life will never be the same??
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August 16th, 2017:I have deployed EACH of these successfully! Nothing can ever go wrong with these phrases; it is a science fact.